It's official: The national media has discovered Gilbert Arenas. The Wall Street journal of all places features him as the new hot superstar.
There are several names for the can't-miss, a-man-possessed state in which Gilbert Arenas, the Washington Wizards' star guard, has spent most of this season. "Unconscious" is one. "Lights out" is another. Arenas has his own term for it: "hibachi," a word he claims to have "bought" from its originator, Wizards' center Brendan Haywood. Mr. Arenas falsettos "Hibachi!" after every jump shot, and the word works equally well as a noun ("Gilbert brought out the hibachi against the Knicks") and an adjective ("No player is more hibachi than Gilbert Arenas"). It is already admirably verb-able.
Of course, Gil (we are on a first name basis) plays an exciting brand of ball and avoids trying to be the next cool superstar. His joy shines through his game and his answers to the media. I think I have to go and put on the Gilbert Arenas jersey the Grand Poobah gave me.